Q: What is a Mummies’ favorite type of dance music?
A: Wrap!!!!!
Q: Why aren’t there more famous skeletons?
A: They’re a bunch of no bodies!
Q: What do little trees say on Halloween?
A: Twig or treat!
Q: What do birds give out on Halloween?
A: Tweets!
Q: How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern?
A: With a orange pumpkin patch!
Q: Why do witches need to wear name tags?
A: So, they would know which witch is which!
Q: What is the largest building in Transylvania?
A: The Vampire State Building!
Q: What do you do with a very green monster?
A: Wait until it ripens!
Q: Why doesn’t anyone like Count Dracula?
A: He’s a real pain in the neck!
Q: What goes Ha-ha-ha-ha!, thud!!! and keeps laughing?
A: A monster laughing it’s head off!
Q: When does a spooky skeleton laugh?
A: When something tickles his funny bone!
Who did the scary ghost invite to his party?
A: Any old friend he could dig up!
Q: How do vampires invite each other out for lunch?
A: Do you want to go for a bite?
Q: What kind of shoes do baby ghosts wear?
A: Boo-ties!
Q: What did the scary witch do when her broomstick broke?
A: She had to witch-hike!
